Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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