What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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