I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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