Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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