you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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