i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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