Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Randomize
