I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Maybe he injected his testicle?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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