He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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