did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
COCAINE IS GR8
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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