you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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