Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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