I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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