Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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