Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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