I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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