My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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