did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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