Have you finally orgasmed yet?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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