Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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