omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Pooping to opera.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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