covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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