I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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