'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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