My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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