You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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