i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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