I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she peed on how many people?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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