break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We left an ass print on the piano.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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