She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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