My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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