Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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