I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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