I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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