I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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