Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Randomize
