You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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