we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
it glows. i had to have it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
They have beer where we have blood.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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