And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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