Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Randomize
