were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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