Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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