The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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