And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Bring me that man meat
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
