He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
