I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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