He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She told me I should be a condom model.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
