she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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