Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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