I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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