i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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