Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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