If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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